Presentation on theme: "Want Street-Cred ??. Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples Liberation Suicide Front, Liberia."— Presentation transcript:
Want Street-Cred ??
Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples Liberation Suicide Front, Liberia
Rules: Prohibited!! 1.Use of Iron Sights 2.Aiming 3.Supported Firing Stance Compulsory: 1.Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style Stances 2.Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when Firing 3.Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisations 4.Coloured Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam
The Following slides are perfect examples as actually used on Active Service by the MPLSF
The ‘Glock Foh-Tay’ running stance, ensure you wear huge pants and your favourite Hawaiian shirt to guarantee maximum effect
Same stance with a wonderful flamboyant flair
‘Yo Yo Yo, Fo’ Shizzle’, the choo choo combined with a side shoot and moonwalk, simply magical
Don’t forget ‘bring a mate’ day, crew served weapons are ideal in this situation
An excellent example of firing from the hip whilst displaying ones best game face, combining the robot and practicing your favourite karaoke song Old matey hates ants
Anti Aircraft Firing Position (also known as “The Wino”) Note here that accuracy is not to be guaranteed
Perfect demonstration of the imaginary chair + Lying unsupported with Slinky Toy Option
The MPLSF ‘Soul Train’ Combat Assault method With special appearance by Santa Clause
Gardening gloves and a life jacket, this boy ain’t going down with the ship The life jacket makes a lousy a Flak Jacket! Nice ‘Game Face’
Very few survive the difficult to execute but Very Stylish ‘Phat Bammer Swagger’ Shooting Stance
The latest in RPG Firing Positions. The Phat and Funky ‘Batman Begins’ look. Will NOT work without the cape. Ensure you don’t lose your third world mobile phone whilst firing!
One must never neglect ones dusting because one is in Combat
The contemptuous for accuracy, one handed, full burst on auto firing method, is a must for instilling fear into the enemy.
One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy and inspire any onlookers is this method. The Non Aiming, Duck Walk, Support Weapon Firing method Note also the subtle method of allowing a long string of linked ammunition to dangle from the weapon so as to allow your enemy to see that the least of your worries is a shortage of rounds.