2. LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD IT’S $PON LIVE!!!!!!1

3. LADYS AND GENTELMAN PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR $PON!!!!

4. Thank you thank you very much Tonight we will start with some corny jokes I made up. Tonight we will start with some corny jokes I made up.

5. Ok lets start Why do golfers always have tissues with them???? Why do golfers always have tissues with them????

6. Because they keep getting BOGYS!

7. NEXT WE WILL HAVE A MAGIC TRICK May I have someone come up from the audience? May I have someone come up from the audience?

8. Ah yes you come on up

9. So what’s your name $uzie $uzie

10. Ok $uzie you ready? YES! YES! On the count of three you will disapper On the count of three you will disapper

11. 1……2……3!!!!!

12. Ok when I say OK you will come back. READY? READY? OK!!!!!! OK!!!!!!

13. $uzie?.....$uzie???? Oh no…………. Oh no………….

14. Sorry folks but we have to end early tonight. But remember………oh never mind…….. But remember………oh never mind……..

15. See you next time on $PON LIVE!!!!!!1 $PON LIVE!!!!!!1