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1 The Muppets present: “HOW TO ROLL A JOINT” with Kermit the Frog !

2 Hi! I'm Kermit the Frog! Today’s lesson kids, is How to Roll a Joint. This is brought to you by the letter "J" and the number "420“ (this should get me my job back on Sesame Street!)....

3 First, grab your rolling papers (rizla is recommended), take one out, and fold it like so….

4 Take your buds of er…. “herb” and break them up a bit for easy smoking (helps prevent those little “surprises”). Ok, lets break them up now….

5 Oh shit! As you can see kids, you have to be careful not to drop the precious herb all over the place! Anyways, they’re ready to go into our paper now….

6 Place it evenly on the paper like so. Take a minute to smell that sweet herb…. Oh yeah!! Then lick the side of the paper and prepare to roll a big fat mother of a joint!!

7 If you do it right, then it should come out in a nice cylinder, just like this... Notice, that I’ve also put a nice little filter on the bottom so my little frog lips don't get burned. Ok, lets take a look at it. Fuck, I rolled a good one! Let me just pose for a second…. Ok, now lets smoke!

8 Tie off the end just like so and then get ready to light her up!

9 Look at that beautiful mother of a joint! Ahh, your parents will be proud kids!

10 Oh shit!! Be careful when firing that baby up kids! I recommend a butane lighter (Zippos work just fine) or your favourite Bic (On sale for 50p at your local newsagents)….

11 Sit back *cough* *cough* and enjoy the moment....

12 I like to sit back, relax and chill when smoking….

13 Wow! That was a sweet mother of a joint! I feel like lying down……. It’s all good kids…. It’s all good….

14 Oh sweet mother of god that’s a great smell. Ok kids, I think you get the picture. Rush along now and try to roll your own joint. Kermit is outta here…. I need to chill…..

15 In next week’s Muppet Presentation, Gonzo shows us how to snort cocaine! Please note that the following Muppet Presentations are now available on DVD: “How to give a blow job” with Miss Piggy “How to shoot guns” with Animal & “How to rob your local bank” with Fozzie Bear Muppets Productions 2004

16 COMING SOON!! Sesame Street X-Rated DVDs and Videos!


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