How do you spell ‘mousetrap’ with only three letters? C-A-T Can giraffes have babies? No, they only have giraffes Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk. I have 15 legs, 21 arms and 54 feet. What am I? A liar.
How do you fit an elephant into a matchbox? Take out the Matches. How do you fit a tiger into a matchbox? Take out the elephant. What is the first thing that a gardener puts in the garden? His foot. What is in front of the school? ‘The’.