1. TDRE inc. presents 2009 Dally M Review

2. Braith Anasta and Natasha Pinter Poor old Natasha was on a hiding to nothing after Bwaif’s recent bust-up with Erin McNaught, and she looks ecstatic about it. Still, a decent follow up effort on the rebound from the overrated one.

3. Luke and Julie Covell Hope the baby’s head isn’t as square as Luke’s or she could be in some strife.

4. Choc Watmough showing off his latest punching bag (with a couple of nice built in speedballs). Getting her money’s worth from her foundation tonight.

5. Luke O’Donnell introduces Mariah Carey to the glamorous world of the NRL.

6. Slim pickings up in Townsville

7. David and Tameka Stagg Lock of the Year Surname of the Year Photo of the Year

8. Is that Ben Creagh or Roger Ramjet Hornby’s waiting for someone to pack him another cone

9. Olivia Ryan Has Bobcat been spending some time in Townsville?

10. Erin Cayless Tidy effort Jason

11. Alison Sanders and Mick Weyman Mrs Weyman scratched the red dot on the Horse’s forehead and Alison appeared.

12. CHAV

13. I’m looking for Sarah Connor.

14. Tara Sailor Ladies, you would be smiling like this too if you had access to Dell’s big weapon 7 days a week.

15. Suffer in your jocks Arwa

16. Richie Cunningham finally got one away.

17. Caster Semenya and partner

18. JT pulls Makybe Diva out of retirement for one last event

19. She won’t be complaining about the dishes anymore eh

20. Jamie Soward’s missus looks disturbingly like Jamie Soward

21. DISTURBINGLY

22. One of Taronga Zoo’s giraffes gets a start with Gids

23. Since when has Pricey been slipping one into Patti Newton the sly old dog

24. Robbie Farah and Ashleigh Adams used the event to shamelessly promote their new series of I Dream of Genie.

25. “Kate’s got a much better repertoire than the girls at Scores let me give you the tip - she loves a fair shake of the sauce bottle”

26. “Everyone still thinks you’re a f*cken wanker Kev”

27. Simone and Michael Ennis Some quality from the menace

28. The Morris boys Brett may have scored more tries in 09, but he comes a distant second (pun intended) in the ladies department to brother Josh. A respectable effort though, Slippery would be proud

29. A view Josh would enjoy much more of later in the evening. Any wonder he loves scoring under the black dot.