Presentation on theme: "A Tale of Three Turkeys A Tale of Three Turkeys Once upon a time there were 2 turkeys… One was a Republicrat, the other a Democan. Yes! They were American."— Presentation transcript:
A Tale of Three Turkeys A Tale of Three Turkeys
Once upon a time there were 2 turkeys… One was a Republicrat, the other a Democan. Yes! They were American turkeys.
The one turkey said: “I want to be sent to Iraq, because its a noble cause!” The other said. “Why should I, they never found weapons of mass destruction. I feel sorry for the Iraqi people! They didn’t do They never attacked us!”
The American media learned about the patriotic turkey & invited him to the White House where he was highly praised & patted. Then…
… both turkeys were shipped off to Iraq
On arrival the unpatriotic turkey managed to escape…
He was chased, but he got away… He fled Baghdad & wandered across Iraq
by Iraqis who kept him! For they knew what it was like to be slaughtered for no reason! Until he was caught near Fallujah…
The patriotic turkey was slaughtered and grilled for dinner
Then he was served up by another Turkey to American servicemen.
THE MORAL? “DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU!” --Jesus of Nazareth. & WE WISH YOU A HAPPY THANKS GIVING! If you don’t feel so thankful yet… first thank God that you didn’t live in Fallujah during the sowing, and pray you won’t be in America during the reaping! “Every turkey reaps what he sows!” (What’ll be the fate of the third turkey?)