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1 Welcome to the 100 th Meeting! San Diego Lyncean Group

2 The 100 th Meeting of the Lyncean Group of San Diego 12/16/15

3 A quantitative analysis of the group’s achievements to date…

4 Estimated Number of… Meetings:100 Times we had computer problems:100 Good questions: 1,500 Bad questions: 0 (there are no bad questions!) Viewgraphs viewed: 4,000 (3,000 if Pete Lobner’s talks are excluded) Websites created: 2 (tip o’ the hat to Giancarlo Borgonovi) Visitors to new website: 479 (as of 1:30 PM on 12/15/15) SWYC parking tickets: 6 (@#!$ %^& and the horse you rode in on!)

5 Estimated Number of… Talks by prestigious Deans: 5 (USD, SDSU, Caltech, UCSD, and Dean Kaul) Talks by John Asmus: 8 (!) Members’ projectors borrowed:1 (thank you, David Groce!) Sandwiches consumed: 3,000 Pickles consumed: 955 (#sandwiches/   Cookies consumed: 9,425 (#sandwiches X  2  Worthless Research Monthly, “Pickle to Sandwich Ratio for Retired Males in Southern California”, Joseph P. Cucumber and Chocolate F. Chip, 21, pp. 13-29, December 2010. 2 Worthless Research Monthly, “Cookie to Sandwich Ratio for Retired Males in Southern California”, Chocolate F. Chip and Joseph P. Cucumber, 21, pp. 30-45, December 2010.

6 Graphical Summary of Lyncean Progress Suitable for Congressional Consumption Good Bad Good

7 The future of Lynceans

8 Predicted Number of Lyncean Members at the Beginning of the 22 nd Century Based on 6 members in 2002 and 115 members in 2015, the annual growth rate is (approximately) 23.48%: Note: current population of the world is ~7,200,000,000 World domination is within our grasp! “The most powerful force in nature is compound interest” Albert Einstein, Benign Overlord 5,683,555,297

9 However, all is not rosy… We could face a serious future shortage that could limit our growth into the 22 nd century The following will be required every 6 weeks for our meetings in 2100: – Sandwiches: 5,683,555,297 1,136,711,059 lbs of cold cuts – Pickles: 1,809,127,609 – Cookies: 17,855,457,323 Clearly, we will have a problem Therefore the Program Committee recommends the creation of a US Strategic Sandwich Pickle Cookie Reserve – Write your Congressman immediately!

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11 Pete’s nuclear powered submarine Southwestern Yacht Club, San Diego


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