2. Help Me Help You

3. You can type a lot of text that the reader won’t read. This will go on forever, and is especially bad when you throw in some annoying sound, and some animation that delays everything. But, then again, if you are a boring presenter you might keep your audience awake by making them hate you. This method will sometimes result in interactions with the audience that involves projectiles and you as the target. I Found This Cool New Feature of Powerpoint...

4. Bad Color Choice l A Bad Color Choice l A Terrible Color Choice l Too many colors will make your eyes bleed l Sometimes your eyes will just fall out

5. 20/20 Vision As you can clearly see in the table below…...

6. It Just Looked Good….. l This is about The Price of Tea in China

7. The Smell Checker l Sum others tryst spelt chokers, butt donut reed fur grandma

8. This Should Clarify….

9. Let Me Read For You l Once upon a time there was a brave knight who lived near a forest. There was a terrible dragon that would spew differential equations and frighten the local villagers. Eventually the knight reached his limit and decided to…..

10. Laser Pointers l Useful tools, or weapons of death? l Looks like an earthquake?

11. Things I Like To Say l Um, Ahh l No silence please

12. Where Am I? l Where does the audience sit?

13. Let Me Give a Demo l A tour of a hard drive.

14. Where’s My Screen? l The joy of screen savers

15. I Just Got It l I don’t know where the on switch is

16. What’s This l I feel more comfortable with something to hold onto

17. Something I Forgot l Let me show you something from a few slides ago… l I Have a file on my hard drive.

18. I’m Almost Done l Promise your audience the talk (torture) is almost over Slide 29 of 103