1. START GAME Start, start, start, start, start, start, start!!!!! Do it!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Press the button!!! Press the little black button to start game. Press it now. Quit reading this text box now. Seriously this text box is not important. The little black button is important. Seriously.

2. LeveL 1 The REALM of AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Find the piece of Coal!!!!

3. Sorry  You failed… miserably… like VERY miserably.

4. You Succeeded!!! You have achieved infinite happiness!!! … Naa just joking you’re not any better than when you first started, but since I’m a nice guy here’s a cookie. Now GO BACK TO THE TEST!!!!!!!!!! By the way click on the cookie.

5. LeveL 2 More Stuff 2 Find  Fiiiiiiiiiind the diamond!!!

6. Sorry  You failed… miserably… like VERY miserably.

7. You Succeeded!!! You have achieved infinite happiness!!! … Naa just joking you’re not any better than when you first started, but since I’m a nice guy here’s a cookie. Now GO BACK TO THE TEST!!!!!!!!!! By the way click on the cookie.

8. LeveL 3 Up the Ante Find Iron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Sorry  You failed… miserably… like VERY miserably.

10. You Succeeded!!! You have achieved infinite happiness!!! … Naa just joking you’re not any better than when you first started, but since I’m a nice guy here’s a cookie. Now GO BACK TO THE TEST!!!!!!!!!! By the way click on the cookie.

11. LeveL 4 The Realm of Realms that Contains More Realms that Takes you to EVEN MORE REALMS!!!!  Find a Gold Ingot

12. Sorry  You failed… miserably… like VERY miserably.

13. You Succeeded!!! You have achieved infinite happiness!!! … Naa just joking you’re not any better than when you first started, but since I’m a nice guy here’s a cookie. Now GO BACK TO THE TEST!!!!!!!!!! By the way click on the cookie.

14. LeveL 5 The LAST LEVEL… FOREVER!!!!!  Find Obsidian

15. Sorry  You failed… miserably… like VERY miserably.

16. You Succeeded!!! You have achieved infinite happiness!!! … Naa just joking you’re not any better than when you first started, but since I’m a nice guy here’s a cookie. Now GO BACK TO THE TEST!!!!!!!!!! By the way click on the cookie.

17. YOU WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You have beaten the game of awesomeness made by awesome people. You have a choice either replay the game or go on something random. Click on the picture if you want to play again.