2. The Opener

3. Ladies and gents well, I take no offense I know I’m not who you’re here to see

4. And it won’t be long till the headliner’s on then you’ll be done with me

5. So don’t wrack your brain no you’ve not heard my name or a single song of mine

6. And if you need to go potty well it’s out in the lobby better go now while there’s still time

7. Cause I’m the opening act don’t get much time maybe four tracks or five at best

8. So, I play only songs that I hope make you long to go out and buy the rest

9. And it is ok if I choose to be shameless cause tonight I’m not getting paid

10. So as soon as I’m able I’ll be out by my table telling you about my myspace

12. I wish I could say with the truth on my face that the reason I’m here tonight

13. Is cause they like my songs and they just can’t go on without the opening I provide

14. But the truth is I’m cheap and I don’t take much space cause it’s just me and my guitar

15. So when I get to the solo well I’m up here alone so I’ll just have to whistle that part

17. Yeah I’m the opening act don’t get much time maybe four tracks or five at best

18. So, I play only songs that I hope make you long to go out and buy the rest

19. And it is ok if I choose to be shameless did I mention I’m not getting paid

20. So as soon as I’m able I’ll be out by my table and if you buy a CD well you’re enabling me

21. To put bread on my plate, take my wife on a date well I better stop now before you tune me out

22. But don’t forget about my myspace