2. A Tale from Freshman Year By Marian Irwin

4. Alright class! You all know that presentations start in one week! You should give a 5 minute speech that tell the class “How to Do Something”! Take a few minutes to brainstorm. Be creative and have fun!!!

5. I have no idea what I am going to talk about! I need to think of something cool that no one else will do!

6. I’m go to do “how to skateboard!” I’m gonna do “How to kick a field goal!” GREAT… now I’m pacing!

7. I KNOW! I’ll show people how to French- Tip fingernails!!

8. Hey girls, so which one of you wants to let me paint her nails for the English presentation? Uhhh, no way. I Not gonna happen. Chyeah right!!!

9. Hmmm… Scott might help me… SCOTT!!! Come here! So how about you let me paint your nails for my presentation next hour? Uhh… I don’t trust you… Scott, it’s fine. Just run your hands under warm water when I’m done! The nails will pop right off! Um, OK I guess…

10. For my presentation, Scott will help me demonstrate “How to French-Tip someone’s fingernails!!! Marian, you owe me big time…

11. First, you must start with long nails so that there is room for both of the colors. Scott already has his nails on…

12. Now, you must paint the bottom half of the nails one color. Scott wanted me to use hot pink… hahaha!!!

13. Then, you finish by painting the tip of the fingernails a different color. Lime Green looks perfect on Scott!!!

14. Nice work Marian and Scott!! Uhh, can I go to the bathroom and run some warm water over my nails so they come off? HA HA HA!! Um, Scott. Fake nails don’t work like that. Warm water won’t do anything. You are probably going to have those nails on for a week or so…

15. WOW! I can’t believe I believed you!!! I’m gonna have girl’s nails for the rest of the week! And I have a soccer game!!! Oh, it’s not so bad Scott. Maybe you will start a new trend. HAHAHA!! I’m sorry. But no one else would do it!!! It’s fine. It’s actually really funny. I’m sure my mom has some nail polish remover haha!!