1. Top 10 Signs You've Hired a Bad Accountant - © David Letterman

2. Number 10 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy Accountant In several places on your tax forms, he’s written, "Give or take a million dollars."

3. Number 9 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy Accountant Instead of IRS, sends your completed tax return to UPS

4. Number 8 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy Accountant His "short form" looks suspiciously like a cocktail napkin

5. Number 7 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy Accountant Counts family of squirrels living in your yard as dependents

6. Number 6 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy Accountant Lists every time you laughed at Letterman as "charitable donation"

7. Number 5 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy Accountant He’s got a 1040 form tattooed on his..........

8. Number 4 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy Accountant Advises to save you postage by filing your taxes telepathically

9. Number 3 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy Accountant On the 1040, he lists your occupation as "sucker"

10. Number 2 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy Accountant Instead of a CPA license, he’s got a framed photo of a shirtless Alex Trebek

11. And the #1 Sign that you have Hired a Lousy Accountant Used to be some kind of financial big-shot for Enron