1. “The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.” Picture from Dave Thomson collection: www.twainquotes.com

2. “Classic--a book which people praise and don't read.” “The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.”

3. "Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person."

4. “It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

5. “By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity--another man's I mean.” Picture from Dave Thomson collection: www.twainquotes.com

6. “The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money." Picture from Dave Thomson collection: www.twainquotes.com

7. “Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.” "It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." Picture from www.pbs.org

8. “In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.” Picture from Dave Thomson collection: www.twainquotes.com

9. Mark Twain an American Icon

10. As a young man Twain worked as a riverboat pilot on the Mississippi River. When he started his writing career, Samuel Clemens adopted the name “Mark Twain,” which meant two fathoms, a safe depth for a riverboat. Pictures from www.pbs.org

11. In 1861, Samuel Clemens avoided the brewing Civil War by going west. He took his first writing job as reporter at the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise. Serious news was often mixed with “reports” that had to be taken with a grain of salt. Soon, he began using the name Mark Twain and affixing it to sketches, reportage, and an occasional hoax. With stories like “The Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County” attracting wide-spread attention and acclaim, Twain discovered his talent, his calling, and his voice. Pictures from www.pbs.org

12. He developed as a speaker and traveled on lecture circuits, much in demand. His early performances combined humor, information and eloquence in measures that delighted most people. Pictures from www.pbs.org

13. At 34 years of age he married Olivia Langdon Clemens. She was the daughter of a New York coal magnate, a member of the country’s wealthy elite. She would be partner, editor, and fellow traveler in success and failure for the next thirty-five years. She would also furnish him her family’s home in Elmira, New York, a place where he visited often and wrote many of his best-loved books. Pictures from www.pbs.org

14. The Innocents AbroadThe Innocents Abroad 1869 Roughing It 1872 The Gilded Age 1873 Sketches New and Old 1875 The Adventures of Tom Sawyer 1876 A Tramp Abroad 1880 The Prince and the Pauper 1881 The Stolen White Elephant 1882 Life on the Mississippi 1883 The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 1885 A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court 1889 Roughing It The Gilded Age Sketches New and Old The Adventures of Tom Sawyer A Tramp Abroad The Prince and the Pauper The Stolen White Elephant Life on the Mississippi The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court Major Works by Mark Twain

15. By 1900 Twain had become America’s foremost celebrity. He was invited to attend ship launchings, anniversary gatherings, political conventions, and countless dinners. Reporters met him at every port of call, anxious to print a new quip from the famous humorist. To enhance his image, he took to wearing white suits and loved to stroll down the street and see people staring at him. Pictures from www.pbs.org

16. When he died on April 21, 1910, newspapers around the country declared, “The whole world is mourning.” By then, Sam Clemens had long since ceased to be a private citizen. He had become Mark Twain, a proud possession of the American nation. “I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.”—Mark Twain Pictures from www.pbs.org

17. “I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year (1910), and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: "Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together." Mark Twain died in 1910, the year Halley’s Comet appeared. Pictures from www.pbs.org

18. Bibliography Page "Mark Twain." Public Broadcasting Service. 12 Aug 2004. Schmidt, Barbara. "Mark Twain's Quotations, Newspaper Collections, and Related Resources." 4 Sep 1997. 12 Aug 2004. Pictures from the Dave Thomson collection are found at: http://www.twainquotes.com http://www.twainquotes.com "easylit. com." Mark Twain. 12 Aug 2004. Railton, Stephen. "Mark Twain and His Times." University of Virginia. 12 Aug 2004.