Presentation on theme: "The Application of Probability Techniques to the Selection of an Optimum Girlfriend SG Pickering Department of Mechanical Engineering University of Bath."— Presentation transcript:
The Application of Probability Techniques to the Selection of an Optimum Girlfriend SG Pickering Department of Mechanical Engineering University of Bath
Contents Motivation Theoretical Basis Results of Preliminary Investigations Further work
Motivation PhD research with a useful application The Could I do better? mindset –Are you fulfilling your potential –Applicable to both male and female relationships The complex mathematical reasoning will confuse your girlfriend and hopefully stop her from crying when you tell her that you know you can do better
The Law 1.Try 1/e ( 37%) of those Young Ladies whom you can pull (To assess the general quality of the population). 2.Calculate a ranking for each of these girls. 3.Try the remaining c.63% one by one. 4.Stop as soon as you rank the current young lady higher than any of those tested in Part 1. 5.She is probably the best girlfriend (in your world). Dont tell her that she was chosen by a mathematical formula.
Filling the Gaps How many girls could you realistically pull? How do you rate the girls whom you pull?
Population Space Assuming 2 visits/week to a night club Pull probability 33% (adjust as required) Maximum # of pulls / year –1 night relationship (cursory examination) 29 girls/year –4 week relationship (basic info) 11 girls/year –12 week relationship (advanced info) 4 girls/year
Rating Your Girlfriend: Subjective Metrics Attractiveness –Face, breasts, legs, arse, hair colour, height, nationality, camel, body shape Skills –Cooking, cleaning, talking, BJ, sexual abilities & adventurousness Miscellaneous –Quality of her friends, her reputation