2. The Beatles The Beatles consisted of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison. The Beatles lead the British Invasion in 1964. The Beatles are easily the best- selling band in history. (But they are extremely terrible. In fact, the only good thing to ever come out of The Beatles was John Lennon. But he was shot in 1980. So does it really matter? No.) Their best albums consist of Revolver, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Beatles, and Abbey Road. (All of which, Mr. Epperson has mentioned as “Breath Taking”, and “Genius”, which makes these albums even gayer.)

3. John Lennon (1940-1980) John Lennon was born and raised in Liverpool. He was married to his well known wife, Yoko Ono in 1969. John Lennon was tragically murdered 3 weeks after his final album, “Double Fantasy”, was released.

4. Paul McCartney Paul McCartney was born in Liverpool in 1944. McCartney played bass and sang for The Beatles. Paul McCartney is one of the two remaining Beatles, along with Ringo Starr. (Why couldn’t Paul or Ringo have been shot? Why must all the best musicians ever be killed? Jaco Pastorius, Felix Pappalardi, Marvin Gaye, “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott, Cliff Burton, and Biggie Smalls)

5. Ringo Starr He was born in Europe. He played the drums for the Beatles. (If you’d call the most simple drum beats in history to be drumming, then I guess he was a drummer. He wasn’t too important.

6. George Harrison George Harrison was the lead guitarist for The Beatles. He died from Cancer in 2001 George, Paul and John were the only three to write anything. (Proving once again Ringo Starr did nothing.)

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