1. This Week’s headlines As reported during the last seven days minus Sunday of this last week

2. Latest shoos now available at Woelwords

4. South Africa is now ready for the next world cup Opening of new Stadium miniester of sports.

6. French Car Manufacturer Back! Peugeot has announced that it is going to build a plant in Kheaylitsha.

8. COSATO The trade union Cosato has advised all the workers that when it is time to go home then you must go home and chyla!

10. Metro Police Report A taxi was caught at a speed trap doing 15km @ hour in a 100 km @ hour zone.

12. Metro Police Update A hi-jacking incident was photographed by the Metro Police security cameras in central West street Durban this afternoon. The local miniester was extatick

14. Commercial Break The very latest specials near you!

16. VOTAPHONE The country’s largest cell phone company has just released their latest hands free phone for ZAR 200 !

18. Macdonalds In Soweto The latest state of the art shop opened this morning in Soweto

20. Cape Town Power Cuts Power cuts in Cape Town is now efecting shebeens

22. Commercial Break! Need renovations ? Contact John Shongelolo Painters for expert service – no job too small!

24. PROTKON Engineering News The general manager has apologized for any problems that was caused by a small technical problem by one of its civil engineers.

26. EKSDOM Electricity Savings Plan Due to the high cost of flex future flat owners will be glad that the municipality has decided to bring the power to your doorstep!

28. Oh Shit Sorry Boss

30. That was the news for now!