1. Tips on How to Be a Parent and How to Be a Teenager Nick Foster

2. How to Punish as a Father You can never be too much of a hothead Swearing is encouraged Physical punishment is okay Ground them even though you know that you will completely forget about it Making them cry is your goal

3. How to Punish as a Mother When alone, implement the silent treatment Embarrassment in front of friends is key Bring up a fake story about your teenager wetting the bed Ask if they applied their ointment today If teenager in question is a boy, ask if they are ready for your weekly Pretty Little Liars date

4. Work Tips for a Father Come home as late as possible Get mad if there isn’t food on the table when you get home Eat dinner in your room because you have a lot to catch up on Yell at the kids for not appreciating all the work that you do to provide for them Everything is a business expense Never be available to play catch due to work

5. Work Tips for a Mother Option 1: Don’t work Option 2: Work in an office where your boss hits on you constantly Option 3: A job that requires being caring- teacher, psychologist, counselor, etc. No matter what you do, you must always complain about how hard your job is, even if you are a stay at home mom

6. How to Treat Your Parents as a Teenager Only talk to parents when you need something Tell them to calm down or stop being crazy any time you get yelled at for something Always avoid the conversation about your grades You can be as crazy as you want, because you have hormones and puberty to blame Always make your parents clean up after you

7. Dating Tips for Teenage Guys Be a player Never show your sensitive side It’s completely okay to get with your ex’s best friend Chivalry is irrelevant Only give compliments on physical qualities Also don’t be afraid to point out physical flaws With a lack of better words, be a douche Post douchey pictures on social media like this 

9. Dating Tips for Teenage Girls Cry. Cry about everything Always assume the worst, if you think your boyfriend did something bad, he did Fall in love with every guy you get a crush on If your dad wouldn’t approve, he’s the one Never choose the nice guy, always the jerk Even if you want to eat at a certain place, never choose