1. Chapter One “And You Wonder Why We Get Called the Weird Watsons”

2. hambone Hah

5. Hyperbole

6. Chapter Two “ Give My Regards to Clark, Pointdexter ”

7. lazy eye

8. Chapter Three “The World’s Greatest Dinosaur War Ever”

11. Chapter Four “Froze-Up Southern Folks”

13. Chapter Five “Nazi Parachutes Attack America and Get Shot Down Over the Flint River by Captain Byron Watson and His Flamethrower of Death”

14. Smokey the Bear

16. Chapter Six “Swedish Cremes and Welfare Cheese”

19. Chapter 7 “Every Chihuaha in America Lines Up to Take a Bite out of Byron”

21. Chapter 8 “The Ultra Glide!”

23. Chapter Nine “ The Watsons Go to Birmingham-1963”

25. Chapter Ten Tangled Up In God’s Beard

30. Chapter Eleven Bobo Brazil Meets the Sheik

33. Grandma Sands VS Byron

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38. Chapter Twelve That Dog Won’t Hunt No More

41. Chapter Thirteen I Meet Winnie’s Evil Twin Brother the Wool Pool

45. Chapter Fourteen Every Bird and Bug in Birmingham Stops and Wonders

48. Chapter Fifteen The World-Famous Watson Pet Hospital