1. The Quadratic Formula Story

2. This is a story about Bill and Bob.

3. Bill and Bob live in a semi-radical house
Bill and Bob live in a semi-radical house. Some people thought their house was really radical. While others didn’t think their house was radical at all.

4. Their house even had a butler.

5. Well, one day, Bill and Bob went to the mall.

6. While they were at the mall, they met four awesome chicks who were walking the two alligators they just bought from the pet store.

7. When they got to the house, they put the two alligators in the basement.

8. They were having a great time
They were having a great time. They listened to music, ordered pizza, watched some TV, and then Oh no! The girls’ curfew was midnight. They were late!

9. So, the butler quickly drove the four awesome chicks home.

10. So, what do we have left? We have Bill and Bob in a semi-radical house, minus four awesome chicks, minus the butler who drove them home, and the two alligators in the basement.