1. A guide to military ranks
The “Jungle”
A guide to military ranks

2. Gazelles = Ensigns
Although easily frightened, they have been known to stupidly lounge in plain sight of the “lions”
Runs at high speeds, with no purpose or direction
The slow and weak are frequently slain

3. Cheetah = LTJG Loner, feisty
Makes the occasional kill on a weaker animal

4. Lions = Lieutenants Hunts in packs
Can bring down a larger animal with coordination
Easily slays the “cheetah”

5. Water Buffalo = Lieutenant Commanders
Aging, slower beast, but-
Cannot be brought down by a single “Lion”

6. Hippopotamus = Commanders
Slow and cumbersome on land
Safe in own environment
Lays low to avoid enemies

7. Elephants = Captains Rules the “Jungle”
Impossible to bring down except by his own vials.

8. Hyena = Chief Petty Officer
Laughs continuously at the “Cheetah”
Helps the “Lions” complete the kill on larger animals

9. Sloth = Warrant Officer
Skilled in one area only
Comes around only to feed and take care of bodily functions

10. Dung Beetle = Sailor
Forced to deal with the “crap” created by other animals