1. This is to certify the following film has been approved for select audiences. ANGRY MAN: EPISODE III Copyright April 2004 Steve O’Gorman Rated 12m - All monkeys must be accompanied by 12 baboons whilst viewing this feature. Film ID: 0003 MMIV

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3. My most elaborate of headpieces would look most jovial if it bore the feather of the lesser spotted jumbynozbrough bird.

5. My good sir! Would you be so kind as to make a gift of that most delightful feather you possess?

7. No! My hatty powers were tied to that feather!