1. A Man and His Dragon by Channon the Conqueror 2005 AD

2. There once was a Man and a Dragon.

3. The man was a great warrior named Chad the Champion…

4. …who fought great battles against screaming Banshee,

5. …soaring Valkyrie,

6. …and ferocious Shark,

7. …alongside his trusty Dragon.

8. One day while walking the banks of the Brazos de Dios, Chad the Champion and his Dragon came upon a chain monster named...

9. …Kette.

10. A battle raged between them. Kette was a great warrior that had the power to command water. Kette called upon the “arms of God” to grab the Dragon.

11. Chad the Champion saw that his Dragon had been taken by the mighty river, so he removed his armor…

12. …and jumped into the river.

13. Kette saw what Chad the Champion was trying to do, so the monster commanded the water in the man to...

14. …flow into the river.

15. After a brief moment, Chad the Champion battled the mighty river to save his Dragon.

16. The battle was thunderous and brought the attention of other warriors:

17. Jeremy the Gigantic

18. Todd the Tenacious

19. Pat the Paladin

20. Channon the Conqueror

21. They fought Kette and were successful in their labors.

22. *Todd the Tenacious, who is also pretty good with a Digital Megapixel Raygun, captured the moment.

23. Chad the Champion saved his Dragon and made it back to the shore.

24. He saw the other warriors and thanked them for their help.