5. He breaks his leg. He is breaking his leg. He has been breaking his leg. He has broken his leg.

7. WHY DO MEN AND WOMEN ALWAYS GET TOGETHER ? --------------

8. According to an article in the Daily Mail, these are some of the things you'll never hear men say : 1) I have always preferred asking women for the way. 2) Hi, Mum, I have just rung for a chat. 3) I won't watch that football match, because I've been helping my wife clean the house and I want to finish it.

9. According to an article in the Daily Mail, these are some of the things you'll never hear women say : 1) I have just bought a lot of food to put on a few kilos. 2) He is always buying me presents or taking me to do shopping. 3) I have been watching a beautiful film on spiders.

13.  WORK  CHORES at home -cleaning -washing up -taking rubbish out -cooking  TAKING CARE OF CHILDREN  FRIENDSHIP  SPORTS  LAZING ;-)  WATCHING TV ;-)  SCHOOL DUTIES  OTHER …

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19. It's never hard to be a woman Giving all your love to just one man And if you love him Oh be proud of him 'Cause after all he's a real hero Stand by your man Give him two beers to cling to And something cold to come to When nights are cold and lonely Stand by your man And tell your mum you love him Keep giving all the love you can Stand by your man Stand by your man And show your dad you love him Keep giving all the love you can Stand by your man Sometimes it's hard to be a woman Giving all your love to just one man And if you love him Oh be proud of him 'Cause after all he's just a man Stand by your man Give him two arms to cling to And something warm to come to When nights are cold and lonely Stand by your man And tell the world you love him Keep giving all the love you can Stand by your man Stand by your man And show the world you love him Keep giving all the love you can Stand by your man

21. Men mistakenly expect women to think, communicate, and react the way men do; women mistakenly expect men to feel, communicate, and respond the way women do. We have forgotten that men and women are supposed to be different. As a result our relationships have been filled with unnecessary friction and conflict. Clearly recognizing and respecting these differences dramatically reduce confusion when dealing with the opposite sex. When you remember that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, everything can be explained.