We think you have liked this presentation. If you wish to download it, please recommend it to your friends in any social system. Share buttons are a little bit lower. Thank you!
Presentation is loading. Please wait.
Published byLea Morefield
Modified over 6 years ago
He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He said... Want a quickie? She said... As opposed to what?
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said... Well, you succeeded.
He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said... I would, but you're never there.
He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
Friend said... 'I don't think you will ever find another woman like your late wife.' He said... 'Who's gonna look?’
Over the mountains and the sea
Oh, Heavenly Father.
'Moses, I know you're the man,'
The Parable of the Waiting Father
PAUL ANKA PAPA.
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I.
Word List A.
Blind Man Blind man stood by the road and he cried, (3x) He cried, Oh-oh-oh,
Woman vs. Man - He said... I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said.... You wear pants don't you?
YESTERDAY Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.
Once upon a time there was a boy with a very difficult character. His father gives him a bag full of nails and tells him to drive one nail in the garden.
Build Me Up Buttercup. Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around And then worst of all.
He said "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said "That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
No More Lonely Nights Paul McCartney.
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Taylor Swift
How do I, Get through the night without you? If I had to live without you, What kind of life would that be? Oh, I.
10/11/ Jesus is The Way Jerry D. Porter INTERMOUNTAIN DISTRICT ASSEMBLY CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE NAMPA, ID – MAY 3, 2013 Copyright © Dale.
Mr. Jones. I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer.
Time can take away our memory without being noticed, but there is always something you cherish and never forget..
© 2021 SlidePlayer.com Inc. All rights reserved.