1. A Ragnarok Christmas Carol By: Missy Gargar

2. On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A yoyo in a peach tree.

3. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree.

4. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three red pots, Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree.

5. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four poring pets, Three red pots, Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree.

6. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five Large Jellopies, Four poring pets, Three red pots, Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree.

7. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six purple ponies, Five Large Jellopies, Four poring pets, Three red pots, Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree.

8. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven old blue boxes, Six purple ponies, Five Large Jellopies, Four poring pets, Three red pots, Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree.

9. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight slotted mufflers, Seven old blue boxes, Six purple ponies, Five Large Jellopies, Four poring pets, Three red pots, Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree.

10. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine Dark Lord Cancans, Eight slotted mufflers, Seven old blue boxes, Six purple ponies, Five Large Jellopies, Four poring pets, Three red pots, Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree.

11. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten Cards o’ nut-shots, Nine Dark Lord Cancans, Eight slotted mufflers, Seven old blue boxes, Six purple ponies, Five Large Jellopies, Four poring pets, Three red pots, Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree.

12. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven cracked dead branches, Ten cards o’ nut-shots, Nine Dark Lord Cancans, Eight slotted mufflers, Seven old blue boxes, Six purple ponies, Five Large Jellopies, Four poring pets, Three red pots, Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree.

13. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve Iron drivers, Eleven cracked dead branches, Ten cards o’ nut-shots, Nine Dark Lord Cancans, Eight slotted mufflers, Seven old blue boxes, Six purple ponies, Five Large Jellopies, Four poring pets, Three red pots, Two Munak hats, And a yoyo in a peach tree!

14. Fin~