1. MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING Money can buy a house but not a home.
Money can buy a bed
but not sleep.
Money can buy a clock
but not time.
Money can buy a book
but not knowledge.
Money can buy food
but not an appetite.

2. Money can buy insurance You see, money is not everything.
Money can buy position
but not respect.
Money can buy blood
but not life.
Money can buy medicine
but not health.
Money can buy sex
but not love.
Money can buy insurance
but not safety.
You see, money is not everything.

3. I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your
pain and suffering...
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE!! Kind Regards Your true Friend