1. Oedipus the King BA

2. The peasants of the kingdom of Far Far Away beg their king, Harry Potter, to cure the Hepatitis plague.

3. Harry Potter sends his brother Neville away to find the cure. Go talk to the magic conch!

4. Find the murderer of the king that ruled before to end the plague. Neville finds the Magic Conch!

5. Harry sets out to solve the murder, and summons the prophet, Voldemort. You killed King Laius Nah Bro take a chill pill.

6. Look Queen Lumpy, I need some advice. I don’t know what to do Ignore Voldemort, prophecies don’t always come true Laius was killed by a band of robbers at the crossroads

7. I killed a man at the crossroads.. I must find the only living witness.. Snape.

8. Another worry haunts Harry Potter. *Flashback* Your fate was to kill your father and marry your mother.

9. Seriously, stop worrying about the prophecy *Harry returns to see Queen Lumpy.*

10. Master Harry, Dobby has come to report your father has died of old age

11. I told you not to worry about prophecy's I am still worried about my fate. Whatever.

12. Master Harry! You must know King James and Queen Lilly aren't your real parents. I brought you to them from Snape. Dobby is sorry.

13. Harry becomes determined to track down Snape, and learn the truth of his real parents. No Harry please! You cannot go!

14. Harry waits for Snape. Tell me who my real parents are! Okay, Okay, you are the son of Laius and Lumpy

15. My fate has come true, I have married my mother and killed my father.

16. Harry runs to the palace to confront Queen Lumpy after hearing the news.

17. When Harry arrives he finds Lumpy has killed herself.

18. Upset, Harry takes Lumpy’s sharp nails to scratch out his eyes so he can no longer look at the misery he has caused. He then begs Neville to kill him. Kill Me!! Nah Bro

19. He later falls under Neville's leadership and waits for the Magic Conch to tell him what will happen next.