1. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or “All quotes - genuine Simon Cowell”

2. “ Britain's got talent, enormous talent; that's very obvious. ”

3. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

4. “Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson, I thought, 'What am I doing this for? I don't ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.”

5. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

6. “I break up very well. I am a good breaker- upper.”

7. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

8. “I work out three or four times a week, I have Botox, take tons of vitamins and vitamin infusions.”

9. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

10. “ I was 12 years old when I first realized that food could be hot. That's why I turned out the way I am.”

11. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

12. “ If I had to choose one American Idol to go out to dinner with, it would be Fantasia.”

13. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

14. “Rules equal boredom, and I don't like that.”

15. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

16. “To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works, you do it once a year, who cares?”

17. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

18. “If you look in my fridge, it's, like, children's food - chips, milkshakes, yogurt.”

19. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

20. “For me, Il Divo was the best thing I had ever heard.”

21. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

22. “I've always wanted a panda.”

23. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

24. “I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast.”

25. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

26. “I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.”

27. Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or

28. “I won't remember you in 15 minutes.”

29. Your Score… We’re operating an honour system – because we respect you, and because we don’t know how to programme in Flash or whatever this should have been made in so that it could do things like work out your score. You’d only be cheating yourself anyway.

30. …321 with Flange Krammer and Rusty Dustin at The Old Market Theatre, Brighton Wednesday 20 th November 2013, 8pm £3 - ein bargain! This is just one of the exciting quiz rounds which will feature in…