1. What I Have Learned As A Special Education Supervisor! Lifes Lessons for the Real World

2. Ive learned that you cannot make someone like you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Ive learned that even if it doesn't work, there is something healthy and invigorating about direct action. Ive learned that when life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?

3. Ive learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes – After that, youd better have good looks or a big stick! Ive learned that you shouldnt compare yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think.

4. Ive learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are superintendents. Ive learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when youre down, will be the ones who do. Ive leaned that we dont have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction make us feel better about ourselves.

5. Ive learned that people who never get carried away should be! Ive learned that when you come to a fork in the road, take it! From Your Special Education Comrades With Love!