2. T-Rex What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
A T-bone accident is one where the front of one car or truck crashes into the side of another vehicle. Unfortunately, there are very few images on the Internet that have dinos driving cars and one with a T-bone could not be found.

3. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

4. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.

5. Pork chop. What do you call a pig that does karate?
OK, you find an image of a pig doing karate.

6. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
Why can’t you run
through a campground?
You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

7. Gummy bear What do you call a bear with no teeth? Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!

8. What kind of boats
do vampires like?
Blood vessels.

9. Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

10. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the poker table?
Because he was on a roll.

11. Why do hamburgers
go to the gym?
To get better buns.

12. Diddly-squats.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

13. The faces on Mount Rushmore! What rock group consists of four famous
men with none of them singers?
The rears of Mt. Rushmore.

14. + = “Curses! Foiled again!”
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foiled again!”

15. Why did the chicken go to the séance?
Use your imagination;
these are chickens.
Why did the chicken go to the séance?

16. Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns
don’t work.

17. “Don’t look now, but something between us smells.”
What did one eye say
to the other?
“Don’t look now, but something between us smells.”

18. They’re making headlines.
Have you heard about
corduroy pillows?

19. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
same middle name.

20. A hoarse doctor.
What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?

21. What kind of tree do fingers grow on?
A palm tree.

22. Because they
have two banks.
Why are rivers always rich?

23. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

24. What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hairline.

25. Because it's still in black and white!
Zebra puns.
What is a zebra?
One that is 25 times larger than an A bra.
How do biologists know the zebra is the oldest animal species on Earth?
Because it's still in black and white!

26. Because he didn't have an ear for music.
Why did Vincent Van Gogh become a painter?
Because he didn't have
an ear for music.

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