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Copyright Pete Wells 2004

2. Norbert the Green Nosed Reindeer,
Had a very runny nose!

3. Showering Santa's Helpers,
Every single time he blows!

4. All of the other Reindeer,
Used to run away from him!
Imposter!

5. For Norbert the Grene Nosed Rendeer,
The chance to get a girl was slim!

6. Then one snotty Christmas Eve,
Norbert gave a sneeze!

7. The snot went into Santa's eyes,
The sleigh did plummet from the skies!

8. The snot went into Santa's eyes,
The sleigh did plummet from the skies!

9. Oh, how the Reindeer loath him,
And Santa's really angry too!

10. Now all the toys are broken,
What on earth we going to do?
Then old SAnta Clicked his heels,
Said "I know what to do!"

11. "Nortbert with your snot so thick,
Won't you give your nose a pick?"

12. Then all the toys were mended,
And off Old Santa's Posse flew!

13. Norbert the Green nosed Reindeer,
Your Snots are just like superglue!