1. There was a Jamaican Geezer Who went to the tower of Pisa He got to the top Turned into a cop And started chasing Jon Arna Riise. By Ben Moston There was a young man called Mark Who suddenly sang like a lark He joined a street band (The best in the land) That zany young boy called Mark. By Liam Atkins There was an old man from York Who’d talk … and he’d talk … and he’d talk His wife couldn’t hear He’d say, “You listening dear? - Oh bother I’m off for a walk!” By Emily Raftery There once was a young girl called Vicky Whose fingers were filthy and sticky She wiped them so hard That they turned into card So writing became very tricky. By Jenny Bunn There was a young lady from Mars Who always ate chocolate bars She grew so fat So did her brother, Mat And now she just can’t fit in cars! By Stacey Barr SMOG There was an old dragon called Smog Who had a ferocious dog He fed him on meat With shampoo for a treat So that bubbles came out of his ears. Joe Revell Limericks

2. There was a chicken who didn’t have a name His farmer thought it was lame He gave it some tonic It went super-sonic Then flew away and was never seen again. By Ben Moston

3. There was an old man from York Who’d talk … and he’d talk … and he’d talk His wife couldn’t hear He’d say, “You listening dear? - Oh bother! I’m off for a walk!” By Emily Raftery

4. There was a young man called Mark Who suddenly sang like a lark He joined a street band (The best in the land) That zany young boy called Mark. By Liam Atkins

5. There once was a young girl called Vicky Whose fingers were filthy and sticky She wiped them so hard That they turned into card So writing became very tricky. By Jenny Bunn

6. Smog There was an old dragon called Smog Who had a ferocious dog He fed him on meat With shampoo for a treat So that bubbles came out of his ears. By Joe Revell

7. There was a young lady from Mars Who always ate chocolate bars She grew so fat So did her brother, Matt And now she just can’t fit in cars! By Stacey Barr

8. The Gnome There was a young man from Bristol, Who found a six-metre crystal, He took it back home, And found a big gnome, Who shot off his head with a pistol. By James Hie

9. The Aussie There was a man who’s an Aussie He had a best mate called Lozzy They saw a huge croc They fell over in shock And now there in a river called Frozzy. By Andrew Mcguiness

10. There was an old woman from Russia Who wore lots and lots of blusher She would dance in the street With her hair nice and neat Then she’d sing and they’d all try to shush her By Sophie Baugh

11. There was a young girl called Dawn Who loved to play the French Horn She sat on her fat cat Until it was flat Then she began to mourn By Luke Rowlands

12. There was a young girl called Hannah Who hit her little finger with a hammer It grew big and red so she went to bed But now she can’t play the piano! By Hannah Rogers

13. There was a young boy called Jake Oh, how much he liked to eat cake One day for a joke He drank a large coke And now he’s a fizzy home bake By Jake Vogtlander

14. There once was a young lady from France, Who liked to do a little dance, She broke her leg, When she landed on a peg, And I think that her last chance. By Jessica Bayton

15. There was a young boy named Jack. Who loved to play with blue tack. He fell off a cliff, and next day felt stiff, his bruises were all blue and black. By Luke Greaves

16. The clumsy woman There was an young woman from frog, Who had a black and white dog, She fell off a ladder, And popped her bladder, Then she fell over a log. By Hannah Wallace

17. There was an old lady from France, Who always had ants in her pants, They made her jig, Whilst playing tig, So she went home to water her plants. By Katelyn Meara