1. Da “Pootuguese” 12 Days of Christmas
As Sung By Manny Claus
Version 1.1
2005 Steve Lopes

2. Onda firs day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
An owa lady inda bat tub…
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3. Onda seca day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
Two Cacoilas onda buns,
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4. Onda tird day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
Tree manny tans,
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5. Onda fort day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
Fowa bacalaus,
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6. Onda fiff day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
FIVE BEEEEEG SHUTTICE!!!
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7. Onda six day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
Six mossa’s bakin,
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8. Onda sevent day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
Seva tiya planta’s,
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9. Onda ate day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
Ate plastic sofas,
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10. Onda nint day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
Nine Marias maka for dancin’,
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11. Onda tent day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
Ten batatas fritas,
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12. Onda leven day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
Leven Vo Vo’s screama,
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13. Onda lass day of creeshmas I got sumtin pootuguese,
Twelve elephant statues,
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14. ANDA OWA LADY IN DA BAT TUB!!!!
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