1. Please allow me to introduce to you my granddog Jack
Please allow me to introduce to you my granddog Jack. Jack absolutely loves road trips because he can look out the window.

2. Please allow me to introduce to you my granddog, Jack
Please allow me to introduce to you my granddog, Jack. Jack absolutely loves road trips because he can look out the window.

3. Before you state the obvious and tell me my tongue is long
please bring me some coldwater.

4. Before you state the obvious and tell me my tongue
is long, please bring me some coldwater.

5. The wind surely does feel good against my face when I stick my head out the window!

6. The wind surely does feel good against my face when I stick my head out the window!

7. After Jack fell in his mom felt sad.

8. After Jack fell in, his mom felt sad.

9. What’s a dog to do. Because they love me the parents are just trying to keep me safe.

10. What’s a dog to do? Because they love me, the parents are just trying to keep me safe.

11. While Jonathan and Jack were posing for a picture a bear pooped in the woods.

12. While Jonathan and Jack were posing for a picture, a bear pooped in the woods.

13. If I were you I would not follow too closely!

14. If I were you, I would not follow too closely!

15. Since no adults were at the pool I thought I would take a quick swim without my life jacket.

16. Since no adults were at the pool, I thought I would take a quick swim without my life jacket.

17. Ever since my parents rescued me from an evil family I have had a great life!

18. Ever since my parents rescued me from an evil family, I have had a great life!