1. HEADLINES THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN WRITTEN
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty
Man Jumps Off Bridge. Neither Jumper Nor Body Found
Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

2. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Woman Improving After Fatal Car Crash
Deer Kill 17, 328
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Be Sure to Eat Right Before Surgery
Police Kill Man with TV Tuner

3. Safe Driver Hits 1 Million
Toronto Police Shoot Dead Man Robbing Gas Station
Dr. Ruth Talks About Sex with Newspaper Editors
Frog Races to Raise Money for Hospital
City Orders Four Police Dogs to Rebuild Corps
Fire Suspected as Arson Guts Three Structures
City’s First Mayor to be Born in Cuba