1. Good coaching makes even the tough jobs easy.

4. Customer Service is critical and nothing to horse around with.

10. Don’t Argue

12. So much easier when we come to know one another

13. This
meeting is rated IF
Informative
& Fun

14. Bosses - gotta love ‘em
When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

15. Bosses - gotta love ‘em
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

16. Bosses - gotta love ‘em
When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

17. Bosses - gotta love ‘em
When I please my boss, that's brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating.

18. Bosses - gotta love ‘em
When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

19. Great one-liners for obnoxious meeting participants:
You have a ready wit. Let me know when it is ready.
The more I think of you the less I think of you.
It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back.
You’re a real pain in the neck; of course, some people have a lower opinion.
Your presence makes me long for your absence.
I'd like to help you out. which way did you come in?
You willed your body to science. Science is contesting the will.

20. I can’t keep all of these balls in the air by myself!

21. Let me be the boss. I’ll turn the company around 360 degrees.

23. Which one of you guys suggested team uniforms?