1. The positive side of LIFE.
Parodia spaniosa

2. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
Lobivia tiegeliana

3. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Echinocereus pectinatus

4. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Rebutia poecilantha

5. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Astrophytum super kabuto

6. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much
jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Cochemiea poselgeri

7. Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
Discocactus horstii

8. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?
Matucana krahnii

9. You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Escobaria wissmannii

10. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Oroya peruviana

11. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened
Echinocereus klapperi

12. Astrophytum coahuilense
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
Astrophytum coahuilense

13. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Echinocereus reichenbachii

14. Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today!..
Escobaria minima

15. Discocactus pugionacanthus
"And that person was me."
Discocactus pugionacanthus

16. Working for God on earth does not pay much, but
His Retirement plan is out of this world.
Rebutia pallida

17. Please don't keep this message to yourself.....send
it to those who mean so much to you....
Neowerdermannia vorwerkii

18. Keep a SMILE on your face and a SONG in your heart!
A smile, is a sign of joy.
A hug, is a sign of love.
A laugh, is a sign of happiness.
And a friend like me?, Well that's just a sign of good taste!!
We'll be friends until I am senile.
Then we'll be new friends.
Oroya peruviana

19. Lobivia peclardiana
Esteban, March Music: Something