1. I Started My Life As a Fairly Cute Baby
Everything started like this. My mom brought me to this world thinking that I’ll become someone and do something important. Oh, boy how wrong she was.

2. Good Boy Only On A First Look
A while after I was born I looked something like this. This was my good boy faze. I just looked like one. Don’t let the looks fool you.

3. Hard Core Criminal
After my “good boy” faze I turned into something even worst, shaved head bandito. People were so scared of me that they would cross the street as soon as they spotted me.

4. Then I Settled Down With My Girl
She got me back down on the ground. Who knows where I would be now if it wasn’t for her. Probably somewhere in a jail or dead.

5. Married Man Faze
This is how I looked after two years with my girl. I looked like a married man. Scary, isn’t it?

6. Getting Back In Shape
My friend, one on the left, took me to this camp to get me back in shape. It was survival in wildness for 23 days. We had nothing we could use ( a knife, fork or even a lighter ), it was us against nature. We managed to survive and get back in shape at the same time. Look my figure now. Ha, what do you say. Aren’t you impressed?

7. Bad Hair Days
Getting back in shape had it consequences, like loosing hair pigment. My hair turned blond. All the sudden I was a stupid blond! 
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