1. Cálzate, y da un paso...al BUEN HUMOR!!!
Step into, and step ...to the GOOD MOOD!!!
27/7/2013

2. Hay estudiantes a los que les apena ir al hipódromo y ver que hasta los caballos logran terminar su carrera.
There are students who are ashamed to go to the track and see that even the horses manage to finish his career.
27/7/2013

3. Sé bueno con tus hijos. Ellos elegirán tu residencia.
Be nice to your kids, They will choose your residence.
27/7/2013

4. Dying is like sleep but without getting up to pee.
Morir es como dormir, pero sin levantarse a hacer pis.
Dying is like sleep but without getting up to pee.
27/7/2013

5. El dinero no trae la felicidad, pero cuando se va, se la lleva.
The money does not bring happiness, but when it "goes", takes it.
27/7/2013

6. Me gustan los reincidentes porque no cambian de idea.
I like repeat offenders because they don`t change their minds.
27/7/2013

7. La esclavitud no ha sido abolida, solo se puso en nómina.
Slavery has not been abolished, only put on the payroll.
27/7/2013

8. Kriska Que me decís, ha sido un paseo alegre y cómodo??
So, tell me, has been a happy and comfortable ride??
Kriska
27/7/2013

9. 27/7/2013