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2 VEGGIE FREAKS – the funny side of vegetarianism…

3 Which means funny quotations from famous vegetarians or concerning vegetarianism and animals rights. READY? 23 GO! 1

4 "Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child, as it is to the caterpillar. Bradley Miller

5 "You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. Harvey Diamond

6 "I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I've crawled on occasion, and I'm glad that no one ate me." Alex Poulos

7 I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are. Groucho Marx

8 I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

9 A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. David Brenner

10 Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals. Colman McCarthy

11 If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Author Unknown

12 "[When asked what he would eat if he was in a desert with no food in sight except a cow] I'd find out what the cow was eating and join it." Benjamin Zephaniah

13 I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Sir Winston Churchill

14 I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. Ellen DeGeneres

15 Support your right to arm bears. Cleveland Amory

16 People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. Alexei Sayle

17 Nobody really needs a mink coat … except the mink. Glenda Jackson

18 Save a cow, eat a vegetarian! Author Unknown

19 Vegetarian: a person who eats only side dishes. Gerald Lieberman

20 The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of a gun. P.G. Wodehouse

21 All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, >>Yo Goober! Where's the meat?<< I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. Homer Simpson

22 Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends. Author Unknown

23 "Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends." G.B. Shaw

24 How can you eat anything with eyes? Will Kellogg

25 I'm a Volvo vegetarian. I'll eat an animal only if it was accidentally killed by an speeding car. Ron Smith

26 HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig. Author Unknown

27 "I would not want to promote research on animals. Fortunately, only my back is twisted, not my mind." Linn Pulis (Polio victim)

28 Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. William S. Gilbert

29 I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow. Devon Aoki

30 I hope it was funny, but unfortunately, most of these wonderful creatures, that youve just seen on the photographs are kept in horrific conditions, are victims of great pain and suffering, and are dying in billions every year. Only because of the way we eat. You can change that! You can make a difference! A typical meat-eater consumes during his life about 760 chickens, 5 cows, 20 pigs, 29 sheep, 46 turkeys, 15 ducks, 7 rabbits and over half a tone of fish. GO VEG!!!

31 Wanna know more? Check: GoVeg: Wikipedia: Vegan Outreach: Animal Rights FAQ: VeggieBoards:

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