1. Sir Lyons

2. Holy @#$%!!!! Do you remember what I said???
…about staying out of “foreign entanglements”?
4 in what?...
War of 1812
Well, hey, good luck with that…
EUROPEAN WARS!!!
Do you remember what I said???
No….
Do you remember anything I said….?
A lesson of what “not” to do…
Who is peeing where?

3. they won without firing a single shot...
Shoot at our own guys…
Come on dudes
this will be easy!
Let’s go get it!!!

4. Stupid The falls Lewiston, NY Well then, I ain’t movin!!!!
They can’t make us fight
on foreign soil!!!
Anybody got a copy of the cool rules?
Yep, why?
Look at me kids
I’m doin’ the backstroke

5. More bad news
-12/1813 British invade the U.S. capture fort Niagara (because we left the door open) and burn the Village of Buffalo.
Hey guys! Ya smell that? That’s your capital burnin’
8/1814 ‘mericans run away at the Battle of Bladensburg…Washington burned.
…awesome.

6. The U.S. navy in “one on one” contests do very well.
Good News!!!!
Um…is there any good news?
The U.S. navy in “one on one” contests do very well.
The army: “lose some and wins some”…so we don’t get totally blown out.