1. Welcome to the Gas Phase
to the tune of “Welcome to the Jungle”
Guns and Roses 1987 cd#4

2. Verse 1 Welcome to the gas phase, it’s not all fun and games.
PV=nRT, it’s enough to drive me insane.
Laws of Boyle and Avogadro, and Charles, they would say.
Measure volume and pressure, extrapolate to zero K.

3. Chorus
Gas Phase, welcome to the gas phase, PV is n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,R,T,T,T
Use it along with stoichiometry.

4. Verse 2 Welcome to the gas phase, where Dalton’s law rules.
Calculate partial pressure, mole fraction is the clue.
Kinetic theory is applied, gives speed root-mean-square.
Effusion and diffusion rates, make me pull my hair.

5. Chorus Gas Phase, welcome to the gas phase, PV is N,n,n,n,R,T
Van der Waals’s, new equation, see.

6. P + a/Vm2, times Vm-b, is RT, for high P or low T