1. CHAV CRIMBO 2005

2. Charlise had been a bad girl this year but thought of a novel way to change Santa’s mind!
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

3. After 15 pints, 4 vodkas, a bottle of white lightning and an unsmoked fag, it was little wonder that Perry couldn’t for the life of him remember the words to Crazy Frog!
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

4. Chav Xmas Makeover: Before and After
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

5. DJ Dazza couldn’t wait to get the wrapping off his present to find out what it is…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

6. Sharon couldn’t help bragging bout her 2 minute long fart.
Little did she know it had almost
blown her trackies off…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

7. At Christmas time, Gaz became a breast and leg man and Maz couldn’t wait for her Christmas stuffing…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

8. After breaking in thru the rear window it struck Big Dave and MC Burberry that joyriding in the snow with no window had it’s down points…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

9. Some chavette is gonna get preggers tonight at the
Chicken Factory Annual Christmas Knees Up.
Duane can feel it in his boner!
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

10. After running out of spray paint the South Kappa Massif took to
more primitive ways of marking
their territory…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

11. Britain’s first chavvy siamese quadruplets celebrate a new glowstick…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

12. Kev and Trev both celebrate losing their virginities
behind the Happy Shopper to a couple of 12 year olds…
CHAV CRIMBO 2005

13. Please remember: A pit bull is for chavs not just for Christmas!
CHAV CRIMBO 2005