1. These Are Not Real Names!

2. In The Words of George Carlin …
“… I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. It's just a goofy - it's a goofy f***ing name, OK? Hi, what's your name? Todd. I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these goofy f***ing boys names coming from?! Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn. These are not real names! You want to hear a real name? Eddie. Eddie is a real name, whatever happened to Eddie, he was here a minute ago. Joey and Jackie and Johnny and Phil. Bobby and Tommy and Danny and Bill, what happened? Todd. And Cody, and Dylan, and Cameron, and Tucker. Hi Tucker, I'm Todd. Hi Todd, I'm Tucker. F**k Tucker, Tucker sucks. And f**k Tucker's friend, Kyle. That's another soft name for a boy, Kyle. Soft names make soft people. I'll bet you anything that ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the s**t out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker.

3. I'm Getting Really Sick of Guys Named Todd …
Issue: Children turn into real people … who have to get real jobs … and lead real lives
What do children grow up to be?

4. Crazy Child Names Pilot Inspektor Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
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5. You Want To Hear A Real Name …
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6. Time to Take Action! We as a society need to take action
We need to make it known that naming our children ridiculous names should not be allowed
We need to stand up for what is right and defend our children’s future