1. Welcome to your new life

2. Our employees work the hardest.. or else

3. We have no age requirement

4. No training needed

5. You will not need to sit down for 12 hours at a time

6. You do not need to worry about school...or Christmas, or Thanksgiving...

7. Entertainment

8. Dinner Menu

9. Theatre

10. Shopping

11. You could get fired if you did not go to church

12. Hopefully you will not die

13. Your dentist may also handle your money

14. Which will be less if you are a woman

15. If they want to cut your pay they can

16. You had no safety

17. You have rules

18. Rules everyone is happy about

19. You live here

20. Your boss lives here

21. Oh yeah, this is him