1. Lesson 69 Dialogue Waiter-and-Customer jokes 高二 下册

3. What’s that fly doing in my soup? Swimming, I think.

4. What’s this ? It’s bean soup. I don’t want to know what it’s been; I want to know what it is now.

5. Waiter.Will the pancakes be long? No,sir. Round.

6. Customer:Have you got chicken’s legs? Waiter:No,sir,I always walk this way. Customer:What’s wrong with these eggs? Waiter:Don’t ask me,sir. I only laid the table. Customer:How did you find the fish,Madam? Customer:Quite by accident.I moved a few peas and there it was.

7. —How can I keep the fish from smelling, Mike? —Cut off their noses.

8. Daughter: Auntie kissed me. Mother: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.

9. Stranger: Boy, will you direct me to the bank? Boy: I will ask for a dollar. Stranger: A dollar! That’s high pay, isn’t it? Boy: Sure,but bank directors always get high pay.

10. Peter: Er, is that British Airways? Can you tell me how long it takes to fly from Dublin to London? Booking Clerk: Just a minute, sir... Peter: OK. Thanks a lot. Good-bye.

11. Diner: Waiter, I don’t like the looks of this trout( 鳟鱼 ). Waiter: Well, if it’s looks you want, why don’t you order a goldfish?