2. Things That Will Happen To Ahmed When We Come to Syria Concocted by Nadia Safar And Stupefied by Haya Safar (Bad things could happen if thou shall read further. Thou is not permitted, nor authorized. Thou must be banished forever!!!)

3. If Ahmed buys another horror movie, this will happen His GHOST will come back with Albert Einstein to haunt him and help him with his math homework. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His GHOST will come back with Albert Einstein to haunt him and help him with his math homework. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahmed wuz here A CSI guy works on the case A cat devoured Ahmed! YIPEE!!!

4. The cat did not think that Ahmed was tasty so, he barfed him up A picture of the cat in the process A picture of the cat in the process So fat, he’s white It’s the circle, of life!!! And it moves us all! -The Creepy Baboon in The Lion King

5. The Grim Reaper will destroy Ahmed Ahmed owes money to the grim reaper Ahmed owes money to the grim reaper Ahmed’s cash is here

6. What happened because Ahmed was broke Ahmed had to trade a for. He was heartbroken. Ahmed had to trade a for. He was heartbroken. Which would YOU choose, eh? He had a hard time getting around. FEET IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. How the wife reacted When Ahmed told his wife, well, worse things have NEVER occurred. She left to… When Ahmed told his wife, well, worse things have NEVER occurred. She left to…

8. HAWAII!

9. He was robbed by the Easter Bunny Pathetic, right? Pathetic, right? I’ll get you, if it’s the last thing I do!!! Gimm e the money

10. The Easter Bunny was really… HIS WIFE!!!!!!!!! GIVE HER A HAND, FOLKS!!! AHMED, ONCE AGAIN, YOU’RE PATHETIC. YOU RAN AWAY FROM THE EASTER BUNNY IN YOUR WORK CLOTHES WITH A BRIEFCASE AT 3:33 IN THE MORNING. SHAME,SHAME, SHAME. P.S. IF YOU CRY BECAUSE THERE ARE NO PICTURES, YOU’RE PATHETIC. HIS WIFE!!!!!!!!! GIVE HER A HAND, FOLKS!!! AHMED, ONCE AGAIN, YOU’RE PATHETIC. YOU RAN AWAY FROM THE EASTER BUNNY IN YOUR WORK CLOTHES WITH A BRIEFCASE AT 3:33 IN THE MORNING. SHAME,SHAME, SHAME. P.S. IF YOU CRY BECAUSE THERE ARE NO PICTURES, YOU’RE PATHETIC.

11. All pictures for Ahmed ALL PICTURES, FOR AHMED’S SAKE We don’t care enough about Ahmed to put lots of pictures. Alpha-bits. The snack that smiles back!

12. THE SONG CALLED AHMED GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER To sing along, here are the lyrics: Ahmed got run over by a reindeer; walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa. But as for me and Haya, we believe. He’s there, the Ahmed of the opera! DEAAAAAAAD! EATEN BY A FAT CAT!!!! I’m walking on Ahmed. WOOOO-HOOOO! I’m walking on Ahmed. Whoa-oh-oh. It’s my time to feel good! To sing along, here are the lyrics: Ahmed got run over by a reindeer; walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa. But as for me and Haya, we believe. He’s there, the Ahmed of the opera! DEAAAAAAAD! EATEN BY A FAT CAT!!!! I’m walking on Ahmed. WOOOO-HOOOO! I’m walking on Ahmed. Whoa-oh-oh. It’s my time to feel good! Funny, EH? Funny, EH?

13. AHMED SAVED MONEY THE OLD FASHOINED WAY HE BEGGED FOR A JOB AND BECAME A… HE BEGGED FOR A JOB AND BECAME A…

14. WHAT? I DO NOT KNOW I DO NOT KNOW And poop Poop bag Painful

15. Working The reason he took the job was because he got paid one stinkin’ dollar a day! It’s better than his old job, in which he got paid one soap bar an hour. Bad, eh? The reason he took the job was because he got paid one stinkin’ dollar a day! It’s better than his old job, in which he got paid one soap bar an hour. Bad, eh?

16. His wife came back to haunt him As Santa Claus. Ahmed pretended to be an elf!!! Look at his awesome hair!!! As Santa Claus. Ahmed pretended to be an elf!!! Look at his awesome hair!!!

17. Ahmed dumped Majdoline HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I am dumping you Majdoline

18. Ahmed Dead Again Ahmed has, to our great pleasure, died again. WHOPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahmed has, to our great pleasure, died again. WHOPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19. We hope that you enjoyed this Presentation. Ahmed, all of this has been made up by me and Haya, and any relation to your own life is COMPLETELY unfortunate. We hope that you enjoyed this Presentation. Ahmed, all of this has been made up by me and Haya, and any relation to your own life is COMPLETELY unfortunate.