Hi! The following advertisements are from a press campaign in Singapore. I hope you like them …

Please, do not drink when you drive. You are not ready to see me yet. God.

Can you imagine what air would cost, if someone else provided it? God

What do i have to do to get your attention? Put an ad. In the paper? God

Earth people, do not treat me like a marcian. God

I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said... naaah! God

If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow. God

How can you be a self-made-man? I remember perfectly, making you. God

If you think Gioconda is amazing, you should see my master piece. In the mirror. God

Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants. God

In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world OK, I’m biased. God

We need to talk. God

I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

This “Love thy neighbour”... I meant it. God Al Mendoza

I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you... God

The road you choose... Will you take me with you? God

Follow me. God

You are not alone, you have me God.

Trust in me God.

I want the best gift, for you God. Al Mendoza

Put yourself in my hands and watch God. Al Mendoza

I am looking for you, answer me God.