Garfield Hates Monday By Marcus Barrows

Something bad always happens to Garfield on Monday. Sometimes he falls in the toilet. Or Odie jumps on him. Or his coffee is way too cold.

One day he tripped down the stairs. He walked over to Jon and slapped him. Garfield said where’s my breakfast Jon said Garfeaild you need to be pliout why askd Garfeaild jon said it,s disrespektful to me and oddy garfeild gasped but Oddys A hand full NO buts said Jon You have one hour to clean up your act or you will loose lasagna for a month!

Garfield shrieked. “One month?!” John said, “You’re wasting your time Garfield.” So, Garfield ran out the door as quickly as he could, without even bothering to shut the door. He ran to Nermal’s house as quickly as he could.

He opened the door and said, “Nermal I need you to help me become less rude. “Ok,” said Nermal. “Pretend that I’m John.” Garfield sat down in Nermals chair and said, “John, be useful and go get me some popcorn.” Then Nermal walked up to Garfield and said, “No, that’s wrong. You have to be POLITE.” Garfield tried again. “Ok. John, could I please have some popcorn?” Nermal said, “Great! Now pretend I’m Oddie.” Nermal started jumping on Garfield and he said “Get away you furry mutt!” Then Nermal said, “No Garfield, you have to be polite to Oddie.” So Garfield tried again. “ Oddie, sit on my lap and watch TV with me.” Nermal shrieked, “You did it Garfield!” Garfield thanked Nermal.

Garfield realized he only had one minute. He left, shutting the door. He ran to his house. John said, “Just in time! Let’s see what you’ve learned.”garfeild did evry thing that Nermal taught him. Then Garfield sat down and they all watched TV. John was so happy that Garfield wasn’t rule anymore!