Reindeer Jokes

Why is Prancer always wet? Because he’s a “RAIN”-Deer

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? “RUDE”-olph

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can’t hear you!

You ring the “DEER”-bell! How do you get into Donner’s house? You ring the “DEER”-bell!

Because they look silly in Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in “Snow Suits”

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”? Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer who, used to laugh and call him names”?

This one will “sleigh you!” What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will “sleigh you!”

Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them

If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one? “RE- TAIL” Shop (Retail Shop)

It looks like Rain, Dear! (rein-deer) What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window? It looks like Rain, Dear! (rein-deer)

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